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Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Funny cooperation quotes bring a splash of laughter 🤣 to teamwork talks, reminding us that working together doesn’t have to be all serious stuff! Whether you’re juggling tasks or navigating office antics, these witty gems 💡 highlight the joy (and chaos) of collaboration. Get ready to smile 😄 and see teamwork from a lighter angle—because sometimes, all you need is a good laugh to power through the day! 🚀🤝

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

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Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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