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Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,293

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Just shared via X:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Trending via Snapchat:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Going viral on Slack:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Going viral on Messenger:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Live now on Facebook:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

73 shares on Discord this month:

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,250

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Making waves on WeChat:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Spreading quickly via X:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

Seen just now on Threads:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Making waves on TikTok:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Making waves on Messenger:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Spotted on TikTok:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Trending via Reddit:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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