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Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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299 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,568

Funny Quotes Topics

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Funny Quotes Images

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Jan 11, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Trending via Threads:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Just landed via X:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Spotted on TikTok:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Spotted on Reddit:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

Funny credits quotes

Funny credits quotes bring the perfect sprinkle of humor 🎉 to the end of movies and shows, turning those final moments into a laugh fest 😂. Whether quirky, clever, or downright silly, these witty lines keep you entertained long after the story ends 🎬✨. Ready to discover some gems that make credits anything but boring? Let’s dive into the world of hilarious sign-offs that’ll have you grinning from start to finish! 😄🎥

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

2 months ago

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

6 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

24 shares on Reddit this month:

The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

18 shares on Telegram this month:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

299 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,568

Funny Quotes Topics

17,624

Funny Quotes Images

15,568

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Just shared via Discord:

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

Going viral on Instagram:

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Seen just now on Discord:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Trending via WeChat:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Spotted on X:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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