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Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Just shared via Messenger:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Going viral on TikTok:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Breaking via TikTok:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Seen just now on Discord:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

37 shares on Reddit this month:

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

68 shares on Slack this month:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

My love language is deader than Latin.

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It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

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Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Just landed via Telegram:

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

Just shared via Reddit:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

Going viral on Messenger:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

Making waves on Discord:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Live now on Reddit:

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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