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Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

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Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

Just landed via TikTok:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Live now on TikTok:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Going viral on Instagram:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Shared recently on Discord:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’ve been blocked by better.

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32 shares on WeChat this month:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

59 shares on X this month:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

83 shares on TikTok this month:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Live now on Snapchat:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Live now on Telegram:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

Just shared via Discord:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Just shared via Threads:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Going viral on WeChat:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Shared recently on WeChat:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Shared recently on Instagram:

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

Spotted on Threads:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Going viral on Twitch:

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

Making waves on Telegram:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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