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Funny dark comedy quotes

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

3 months ago

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

3 months ago

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

3 months ago