Funny dark comedy quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a fun commentary to match the quote:

  "Hannibal Lecter could have been the ultimate food critic, but no, he had to take his culinary expertise to a whole new level… of terror! 🍴🔪 Bon appétit with a side of chilling thrills!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

  Commentary:
  "Life's a stage, and for serial killers and comedians alike, it's all about that elusive Netflix special 🎬 Or you might just end up on those 'shitty podcasts' discussing your quirky hobbies like collecting stamps or, uh, body parts 🤷‍♂️ Either way, make sure to choose your performances wisely! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

  Commentary:
  "Your screams are in a queue and will be answered in the order they were received. Please hold on to your sanity, it's a long wait ahead! 😈🌀 #SpookyCustomerService"

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