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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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Funny dictionary quotes πŸ“šπŸ˜‚ bring words to life with a hilarious twist! They turn serious definitions into moments of pure joy, making language playful and entertaining. Whether you’re a word nerd or just love a good laugh, these witty takes on everyday terms will brighten your day and tickle your brain. Ready to see words like never before? Let’s dive into the funniest dictionary gems that redefine how we look at language! πŸŽ‰βœ¨

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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I have more trips planned than I have money.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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The β€œWooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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β€œI’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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