Funny dictionary quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa's got some spelling and grammar policing to do this year! Remember, folks, even Santa needs some help deciphering those questionable Facebook posts. It's all fun and games until your present is a thesaurus!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, reading the dictionary is like unlocking the secret cheat codes to language. It's the ultimate literary remix album, where words are the beats and definitions are the lyrics. So, next time you're reading a book, just remember – you're basically jamming out to the greatest hits of the dictionary!

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