Funny disconnect quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Unfollowers, take me with you!

  Commentary:
  "Unfollowers, don't leave me hanging! I promise I won't take it personally… 🚶‍♂️😅 #LonelyUnfollower #CleaningUpMyFeed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

  Commentary:
  🚗🎤 "My car singing hits high notes…literally! 🎶 It's like my talent took a detour while my volume hit turbo mode! 🤣 Maybe I should stick to showers for now! 💦🛁"

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