Funny Disney quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

  Commentary:
  Oh, how we wish real life had a little more Disney magic! 🎶💃 Adulting would be a breeze if we could just break into a spontaneous musical number to solve our problems. 🧞‍♂️✨ But alas, the bills won't pay themselves no matter how catchy our tunes are! 🎵💸 Keep dreaming, maybe one day our problems will have a soundtrack too! 🎤🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

  Commentary:
  🌲🐿️🧹✨ "Disney really had us all fooled with their princess movies, making us believe that a catchy tune and an open window would lead to woodland creatures doing our chores. I don't know about you, but my neighborhood squirrels are not interested in folding laundry anytime soon!" 😂 #DisneyMagicGoneWrong 🎶

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