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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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Going viral on Twitch:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Making waves on X:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Spotted on Instagram:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Seen just now on Slack:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Freshly posted on X:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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I must retire to my chambers about this.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Just shared via Slack:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Trending via Telegram:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Just landed via Telegram:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Breaking via Threads:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Making waves on Reddit:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Trending via Messenger:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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