Funny don’t quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

  Commentary:
  "That song is living in my head rent-free 🎶🤔 At least it's a good tenant! 😅🧠"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a day where I don’t think.

  Commentary:
  "National 'Brain on Vacation' Day! Sign me up for the parade! 🧠🎈😴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Must-have criteria for the future house – no room for an angry man! 🚫🧔🏻‍♂️ Who needs that negative energy when the walls can be painted with happiness and laughter instead? 💁🏻‍♀️🏡 #NoAngryMenAllowed"

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