Funny don’t quotes

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  Commentary:
  “National ‘Brain on Vacation’ Day! Sign me up for the parade! 🧠🎈😴”

  3 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  “Note to self: Must-have criteria for the future house – no room for an angry man! 🚫🧔🏻‍♂️ Who needs that negative energy when the walls can be painted with happiness and laughter instead? 💁🏻‍♀️🏡 #NoAngryMenAllowed”

  4 months ago

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