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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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Is this art or trash?

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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