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Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Live now on Discord:

50 shades of single.

Spotted on Facebook:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

Breaking via Messenger:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Just landed via Slack:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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19 shares on Telegram this month:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

43 shares on Slack this month:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

22 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

51 shares on Discord this month:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Just shared via Twitch:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Just landed via Facebook:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Trending via Reddit:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Just shared via Discord:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Just shared via WeChat:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Trending via Facebook:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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