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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

My dream car is a taco truck.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

84 shares on X this month:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Making waves on Discord:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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