Funny early hour quotes

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.