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Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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