Funny endurance quotes

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to run a marathon when you've survived your mom's never-ending stories? 🏃‍♂️💨 Talk about true endurance training! #MomStoriesForTheWin"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the ultimate test of strength – sitting through a never-ending story without yawning! 💪😴 Who knew endurance could be so challenging! #storytimewoes"

For even more funny endurance quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny endurance quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌