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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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Reported on Pinterest:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Going viral on Telegram:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Breaking via Slack:

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Live now on Snapchat:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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My first mistake of my life was my birth.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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Funny endurance quotes

Funny endurance quotes bring a smile 😄 to the struggle of pushing through tough times 💪. They remind us that even when the going gets tough, a little humor 😂 can keep us going strong! Whether you’re running a marathon 🏃‍♂️ or just surviving Monday, these witty words fuel your grit with giggles. Ready to laugh your way through endurance? Let the fun begin! 🎉✨

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Share →: Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Commentary:
I think the endorphins are just bribing us to forget the pain! 🏃‍♂️🤣
2 weeks ago
Share →: I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Commentary:
Sounds like a solid plan. I’d only walk 500 steps and then demand a snack break 🍕🚶‍♂️😅
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Commentary:
"Who needs to run a marathon when you've survived your mom's never-ending stories? 🏃‍♂️💨 Talk about true endurance training! #MomStoriesForTheWin"
6 months ago
Share →: You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Commentary:
"Oh, the ultimate test of strength – sitting through a never-ending story without yawning! 💪😴 Who knew endurance could be so challenging! #storytimewoes"

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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Just landed via Slack:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Just landed via Telegram:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Breaking via Threads:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Making waves on Telegram:

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Just shared via Facebook:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Spotted on YouTube:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Going viral on Messenger:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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