Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, make your ex regret it! 🍋🔥😎 #GlowUp"
40 Funny ex quotes
“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.
Commentary:
"Thanks for the warning! 🏃♀️🚪 Exit stage left! 😂"
I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone at Apple has a cruel sense of humor 🙈📱 Keeping you in check with a sneaky sprinkle of nostalgia and heartbreak one featured photo at a time! 🐕💔😂 #ApplePranks"
Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!
Commentary:
"Whoever is dating my ex, better bring a cheat sheet! 🕵️♂️🔍 #DodgingTheBullet"
People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.
Commentary:
"Who needs ex-girlfriends when you can collect ex-crushes like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all! 😄💔 #HeartbreakMaster"
If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.
My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.
Commentary:
Sounds like he had a one-of-a-kind cosplay going on there 🤪👕 No need for a costume party when you can just be yourself, right? 😂 #UniqueFashionChoices
Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.
Commentary:
"Remember, folks: Sometimes being single is a blessing in disguise! 😂🙌 Your ex may be off wrecking havoc elsewhere, but hey, at least you're out of the danger zone! Stay strong and unbothered, my friends! 💪😎 #DodgedABullet"
It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.
Commentary:
🌬️💨 Hold on to your hats, folks! This wind has no chill. Be careful out there, especially if you see your ex approaching like a tumbleweed in the storm! Who knew Mother Nature had a sense of humor too? 😂 #WeatherDrama
According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?
Commentary:
"According to your ex, you suffer from a severe condition known as 'being yourself.' 😉 Seems like a rare diagnosis indeed! 🤷♂️ #ExFiles"