Funny exclusivity quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

  Commentary:
  "When you’re hotter than your follower count 🔥📉 #ExclusiveClub"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the human embodiment of a needy, jealous cat 🐱🚫 Friendship monogamy only for this one! 😂 #FriendingForeverAlone"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even you can't handle your own high standards, huh? 🤷‍♂️ Who knew dating yourself could be so complicated? Maybe it's time to treat yourself to a night out to rekindle the romance with… yourself 😂💔 #SoloDateNight

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