Commentary:
I’m just getting in my daily workout of intense floor-out-of-reach staring! 💪📺😂
199 Funny exercise quotes
Eat like your treadmill is watching.
Commentary:
Guess I better put on a salad show for my nosy treadmill! 🥗👀🏃♂️
I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.
Commentary:
Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.
Commentary:
😂🏋️♂️ "I hear being a swamp witch is trending at the gym this season! Just rocking that 'fresh out of the cauldron' look!" 🧙♀️💦
A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.
Commentary:
Sounds like she's mastered the art of stealth fitness! 🛌🏃♀️😂
Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.
Commentary:
Workout gains are great until your laundry pile starts lifting heavier than you! 🏋️♂️👕🥴
I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.
Commentary:
Sounds like I've been running marathons in my sleep! 🛌🏃♀️😴
Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
Commentary:
"Trying to break into the energy pyramid scheme: Step 1, invest in a nap. Step 2, repeat. 💤💪😆"
I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.
Commentary:
"Push-up: 1, Me: 0. Battling gravity one chuckle at a time! 💪😅 #GravityWins"
Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.
Commentary:
"BRB, practicing my tuck-and-roll exit for maximum storytelling potential 🏃♂️🤣 #TreadmillTales"