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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Live now on Telegram:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Just landed via Discord:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Spotted on Discord:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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Funny experts quotes bring a hilarious twist to serious advice 😄💡 Whether it’s wisdom gone wild or pro tips with a punchline, these gems keep you laughing while learning 😂📚 Ready to see experts like you’ve never seen before? Let’s dive into a world where knowledge meets comedy and smart meets silly! 🎉🤓

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Share →: Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Commentary:
🕵️‍♂️💻 Ah, the mystical creatures known as web experts – their knowledge knows no bounds! 🧠💡 They must have attended the University of Google🎓 and obtained a Ph.D. in Online Wisdom! 🤣🌐 Just remember, not all that glitters on the web is gold! 😉
6 months ago
Share →: SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Commentary:
🍌🤓 "When it comes to SEO, some experts are truly bananas! 🍌🤪 Who knew that a simple fruit could be the secret to skyrocketing traffic? 🚀😂 Don't be surprised if you start seeing 'banana optimization' guides popping up soon! 📈🍌 #SEOBananaRankingFactor"
6 months ago
Share →: Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Commentary:
"Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding 'experts say' at the beginning. 🤓 So, remember, according to experts, this statement is scientifically proven to enhance your intellectual aura! 🌟 #ExpertAdvice #TrustMeImAnExpert"
6 months ago
Share →: Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Commentary:
"Who needs brain health when you have memes and snacks, am I right? 🤷‍♂️🍿 #SociallyDistantButWellFed"

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Just shared via WeChat:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Making waves on Instagram:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Trending via WeChat:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Live now on TikTok:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Reported on Instagram:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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