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Switching from summer goth to autumn goth like a true seasonal fashionista! 🖤🍂👗
177 Funny fashion quotes
We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.
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Sundress Warriors Unite! 🌞👗 Respect to the breezy queens who keep summer stylish. 🎉🍹
I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.
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Sounds like you're ready to floss those fashion skills! 😜💃
Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.
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When comfort becomes the true fashion statement of the week 😂🩳🏆
All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.
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Strapless bras: fashion's version of duct tape—works in theory, falls apart in practice! 🚫👙🤣
Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.
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Trench coat and lingerie combo: for when you want to be mysterious, but cozy 🕵️♀️👙🧥
I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.
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Eye candy for you, buffet for me! 😎🍬
Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.
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When it comes to relationships, we should stand by our partners—until they stand in Crocs! 👟😆🚫
I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.
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Those pups are probably living their best life now, recounting handbags like they're war stories! 👜🐕🤣
Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’
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Guess it's called "variety" when you own four shades of "almost the same" 😆👕👕👕👕