173 funny fashion quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

May 28, 2026

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

May 28, 2026

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

May 27, 2026

Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

May 27, 2026

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

May 27, 2026

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

May 27, 2026

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

May 27, 2026

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

May 27, 2026

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

May 27, 2026

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

May 27, 2026

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

May 27, 2026

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

May 26, 2026

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

May 26, 2026

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

May 26, 2026

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

May 26, 2026

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

May 26, 2026

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

May 26, 2026

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

May 26, 2026

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

May 26, 2026

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

May 26, 2026

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

May 26, 2026

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

May 26, 2026

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

May 26, 2026

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

May 26, 2026

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

May 26, 2026

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

May 26, 2026

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

May 26, 2026

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

May 26, 2026

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

May 26, 2026

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

May 26, 2026

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

May 26, 2026

Being weird never goes out of style.

May 26, 2026

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

May 26, 2026

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

May 26, 2026

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

May 26, 2026

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

May 25, 2026

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

May 25, 2026

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

May 25, 2026

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

May 25, 2026

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

May 25, 2026