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Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,430

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Just shared via Twitch:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Shared recently on Threads:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

Trending via Instagram:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Freshly posted on X:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Breaking via TikTok:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Just shared via Twitch:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on Reddit this month:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

62 shares on X this month:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

25 shares on X this month:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

55 shares on Discord this month:

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

25 folks are currently checking 👀

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,337

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Going viral on WeChat:

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Breaking via WeChat:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Going viral on WeChat:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Making waves on Messenger:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Shared recently on Instagram:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Shared recently on X:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Just landed via X:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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