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Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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Broadcasted on Threads:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Trending via WeChat:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Making waves on YouTube:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Trending via Reddit:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Going viral on Discord:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Just shared via Facebook:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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65 shares on TikTok this month:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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Your 20s should be spent nervously sitting on the edge of the bed with rigid posture.

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Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Just shared via Instagram:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Live now on Pinterest:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Live now on Messenger:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Breaking via Twitch:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Live now on Threads:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Trending via Messenger:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Going viral on Twitch:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Making waves on Instagram:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Breaking via TikTok:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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