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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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Men be like, β€œOk, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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β€œI can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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