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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Trending via Snapchat:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

Breaking via Slack:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Making waves on Twitch:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

Freshly posted on Threads:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Shared recently on X:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Going viral on Twitch:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Spotted on YouTube:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Freshly posted on X:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Just landed via TikTok:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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