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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Starting a new life today, bye.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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98 shares on Instagram this month:

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

56 shares on X this month:

Weddings should have a worst man.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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The future is buffering.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Trending via Slack:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Seen just now on Threads:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Going viral on Twitch:

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

Live now on Facebook:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Making waves on Instagram:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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