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Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

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15,511

Jan 7, 2026

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Trending via Pinterest:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Spotted on Messenger:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

Going viral on Threads:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m tired of things costing money.

Spotted on Facebook:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Just landed via Pinterest:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Funny flashbacks quotes

Funny flashbacks quotes are the perfect way to laugh at those awkward, unexpected moments that pop into your mind like a surprise party 🎉😂. Whether it’s a cringe-worthy memory or a hilarious mishap, these witty lines turn past blunders into pure comedy gold 💥🤣. Get ready to smile, snort, and maybe even facepalm as you revisit those unforgettable flashbacks that keep life entertaining! 📸😜

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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2 months ago

exercise, flashback, flashbacks, gym, humor, i, just, let, letting, letting slide, motivation, pre-workout, procrastination, regret, slide, stuff

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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2 months ago

action, action scene, always, comedy, dialog, flashbacks, frustration, mixed, mixing, movie, movie volume, neighbor, never, scene, sound, sound mixing, understand, understanding, volume, war, war flashbacks

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45 shares on X this month.

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34 shares on Instagram this month:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

59 shares on X this month:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

26 shares on Instagram this month:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

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I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

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Jan 7, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Spreading quickly via Threads:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Trending via YouTube:

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Shared recently on Instagram:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Going viral on Messenger:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Going viral on TikTok:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Going viral on Reddit:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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