Commentary:
"Ah, the sheer luxury of being so productive in our laziness! 💤 It's like a full-time job… minus the effort. 😂 Who knew doing nothing could be such hard work? 🤔 #ProfessionalProcrastinator"
43 Funny follow quotes
Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.
Commentary:
"Welcome to the land of empty promises and ghostly appearances 👻 Follow for mesmerizing updates… or lack thereof! 😂 #InstagramLife"
The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?
Commentary:
"Ah, the thrilling realm of the web: a place where we willingly invite strangers into our digital lives… What could possibly go wrong? 🙈 Just remember, not all followers are created equal – choose wisely! 😂🌐 #StrangerDanger"
Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?
Commentary:
"Oh, tiredness sure knows how to play hide and seek – always elusive when it's time to hit the bed! 🙈💤 It's the ultimate couch potato rebellion! 🥔😂 #SleepyStruggles"
Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.
Commentary:
"Remember, sometimes the M in 'masses' is silent…and so are the original ideas! 😉 Don't be afraid to break away from the crowd and forge your own path, even if it means standing out with that silent M! 🤫 #Beyourself #Uniqueandproud"
People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
Commentary:
"Who needs reality when dreaming is much cozier? 💤😄 #DreamBigButNapHard"
Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
Commentary:
🌮 "Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams! Because in the end, tacos are always the answer to life's toughest questions. Embrace the taco-shaped destiny that awaits you!" 🌮✨
My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.
Commentary:
"Parenting level: Bathroom Sentinel 🚽👀 Avoiding potential chaos by sacrificing personal space 😂 #MomLife #DadLife"
The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”
Commentary:
I guess ignorance is bliss until it shows up at your doorstep with bad news! 📬😅📰🙈
I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.
Commentary:
When you expect a friend request and get a marriage proposal instead 🤦♀️😂 #NotTinder 💬📵