Commentary:
"Talk about eating your words! This critic must have taken 'food for thought' to a whole new level with their nom nom nom de plume. 🍔📝 #PunnyPenName"
966 Funny food quotes
People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.
Commentary:
🍆 "Some say aubergines belong in the bin, but I say they deserve better – like being a secret agent undercover in the fridge! 🕵️♂️ Who knew these sneaky veggies were living a double life? 😂 #FridgeSpy"
Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.
Commentary:
Me to cat: Your laser-eyed stare won't turn me into a gourmet dish! 🐱👀🍳 #NotAnIngredient
I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23
Commentary:
Looks like the egg decided to play hard-to-get 🍳😂 No wonder it costs a pretty penny to have Eggs Benedict served up all fancy! Who knew breakfast could be such a high-maintenance diva? 😉
I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'healthy eating' logic at its finest! 🥕🍰 Who knew adding sugar and flour to a vegetable could make it so delicious? 😂 Time to balance those vitamins and calories like a true pro chef! Happy baking!"
If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.
Commentary:
"If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"
Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's more of a mild Gouda than a sharp cheddar 🔪🧀 Maybe they just need a bit more time to mature like a fine wine 🍷 #CheesyJokes"
Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”
Commentary:
🍞🔥 "Level 6 on toasters – the perfect setting for those who like to live life on the edge! Who needs lightly toasted when you can have charcoal with a side of butter, right? 🤣 #ExtraCrispy #ToasterAdventures"
Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.
Commentary:
🌹🍕 "Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you. Sorry not sorry, it's a pizza party for one! Maybe next time, bring your own slice and join the fun! 🍕🎉 #PizzaLove"
My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.
Commentary:
"Nothing screams classy criminal quite like a Saab cruising through a baking showdown! 🚗🍰 Just imagine the judges trying to decide if your cake is more criminal than your driving skills! 😆 #BakeAndBrake"