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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Just shared via Messenger:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Reported on X:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Going viral on X:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Just landed via Discord:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Breaking via Twitch:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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Funny format quotes are your go-to dose of laughter and cleverness wrapped in quirky styles! 😂✨ Whether you love witty wordplay or cheeky twists, these gems 💎 bring smile-worthy vibes to any convo. Perfect for sharing, saving, or just brightening your day 🌟📲 Get ready to giggle and get inspired with formats that turn everyday sayings into pure comic gold! 🎉🤪

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Share →: Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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Only in America do we celebrate Independence Day in Reverse Date Mode 🤔🇺🇸🎆
3 months ago
Share →: Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Commentary:
"Why do apps updating their format feel like my phone's playing hide and seek with my sanity? 🤯📱🔄"

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Making waves on Twitch:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Just landed via Instagram:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Spotted on Slack:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Trending via Pinterest:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Breaking via Reddit:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Breaking via TikTok:

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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