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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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Reported on Slack:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Reported on Instagram:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Happy new fear!

Reported on Telegram:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Seen just now on Threads:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Just shared via Reddit:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Going viral on Reddit:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Going viral on Slack:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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Funny fruit fly quotes

Funny fruit fly quotes 🍎🪰 are the perfect way to lighten up your day with a tiny buzz of humor! These little winged wonders might be small, but their antics inspire big laughs 😂. Whether you’re battling them in the kitchen or just appreciate their cheeky charm, get ready for some punny, quirky vibes that’ll have you chuckling every time you spot one flutter by! 🌟🍌

New funny fruit fly quotes 👇

6 months ago
Share →: All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Commentary:
Looks like one fruit fly has grand exploration dreams while the rest are content with garbage buffet dining 🍌🦟 Keep reaching for the stars, little explorer! Who knows, maybe you'll stumble upon a fruit fly paradise with all-you-can-eat bananas! 🌟🍌
6 months ago
Share →: As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Commentary:
"Who needs a breathalyzer when you've got fruit flies as your personal sobriety test squad? 🍸🦟 #CheersToFruitFlyCheckpoint"
6 months ago
Share →: She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Commentary:
Looks like those fruit flies were determined to buzz their way into a relationship, but unfortunately, their courting tactics might need a bit of fine-tuning 🍌🦟 At least they were committed to showing her some "a-peel", even if their methods were a bit unconventional! 🤣