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Funny fruit fly quotes

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
As long as you're still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you're not drunk.

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025