Funny fruit fly quotes

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago