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  • All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

    Commentary:
    Looks like one fruit fly has grand exploration dreams while the rest are content with garbage buffet dining 🍌🦟 Keep reaching for the stars, little explorer! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a fruit fly paradise with all-you-can-eat bananas! 🌟🍌

  • As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a breathalyzer when you’ve got fruit flies as your personal sobriety test squad? 🍸🦟 #CheersToFruitFlyCheckpoint”

  • She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

    Commentary:
    Looks like those fruit flies were determined to buzz their way into a relationship, but unfortunately, their courting tactics might need a bit of fine-tuning 🍌🦟 At least they were committed to showing her some “a-peel”, even if their methods were a bit unconventional! 🤣

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