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Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Making waves on Slack:

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Trending via Twitch:

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

Spotted on WeChat:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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Funny Fumble quotes are the perfect way to laugh off those clumsy moments 🤪✨ Whether you’ve dropped your phone, tripped in style, or just had a classic oops moment, these witty lines turn mishaps into pure comedy gold 🎉😂 Get ready to smile, giggle, and share the funniest fails with your friends—because everyone loves a good, lighthearted fumble! 🤭💥 #Oops #LaughItOff

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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Seen just now on Slack:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Going viral on Instagram:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

Trending via Threads:

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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