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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Just landed via TikTok:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Going viral on Messenger:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Making waves on Slack:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Going viral on Threads:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Broadcasted on Discord:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Spotted on TikTok:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Just shared via Instagram:

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Trending via YouTube:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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