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Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Just shared via WeChat:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Breaking via Messenger:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Just shared via Instagram:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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Funny funny encounter quotes 😂✨ capture those unexpected moments that make us laugh out loud and brighten our day! Whether it’s a quirky conversation, a silly misunderstanding, or a hilarious coincidence, these quotes remind us that life’s funniest encounters are often the best stories to share. Ready to smile and relive those awkwardly awesome moments? Let’s dive into the world of laughter and lighthearted fun! 😄🎉

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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25 shares on YouTube this month:

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

14 shares on X this month:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

48 shares on Threads this month:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

79 shares on Messenger this month:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

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Dec 22, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Instagram:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Making waves on Threads:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Spotted on Reddit:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Shared recently on Threads:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Just landed via Instagram:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Seen just now on Telegram:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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