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Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Making waves on Instagram:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Spotted on YouTube:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Making waves on WeChat:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Live now on WhatsApp:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Trending via Telegram:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Going viral on TikTok:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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Funny funny encounter quotes

Funny funny encounter quotes 😂✨ capture those unexpected moments that make us laugh out loud and brighten our day! Whether it’s a quirky conversation, a silly misunderstanding, or a hilarious coincidence, these quotes remind us that life’s funniest encounters are often the best stories to share. Ready to smile and relive those awkwardly awesome moments? Let’s dive into the world of laughter and lighthearted fun! 😄🎉

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"Either they have an impeccable memory or you haven't changed much since high school! 🚪🧓🏫 #SmallWorld"

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🕵️‍♂️ "Who knew a trench coat could summon your inner detective vibes so effortlessly? Just channel your inner Sherlock Holmes next time you wear it! 🔍🔦 #UndercoverFashionista"

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Going viral on WeChat:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

Just landed via Snapchat:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Making waves on Facebook:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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