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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Freshly posted on X:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I disagree with my politics.

Shared recently on Reddit:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

50 shares on X this month:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

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Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

Trending via Messenger:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Making waves on Instagram:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Making waves on Slack:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Shared recently on X:

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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