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Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Living la vida taco!

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,716

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Trending via LinkedIn:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Spotted on Threads:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Spotted on Instagram:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Trending via Threads:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Live now on Telegram:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Trending via Telegram:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Spotted on WeChat:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Trending via YouTube:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Spotted on Instagram:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

77 shares on X this month:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,420

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Going viral on Discord:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Spotted on Slack:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Seen just now on Twitch:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Just shared via Discord:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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