Commentary: π₯π "Ah, the infamous Caesar Salad – the only salad that requires a stab-proof vest before consumption! A true gladiator in the world of leafy greens. Watch out, Julius Caesar, these croutons mean business! π‘οΈπ₯"
Commentary: "Step aside, spaghetti and potatoes, your 'small, chubby children' gnocchi are here to steal the culinary spotlight! ππ₯π Let's embrace the deliciously adorable offspring of Italian cuisine with open arms and empty stomachs!"
