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Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Just shared via Reddit:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Just landed via TikTok:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Share →: It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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🥗😂 "Ah, the infamous Caesar Salad – the only salad that requires a stab-proof vest before consumption! A true gladiator in the world of leafy greens. Watch out, Julius Caesar, these croutons mean business! 🗡️🥗"
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Share →: Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Commentary:
"Step aside, spaghetti and potatoes, your 'small, chubby children' gnocchi are here to steal the culinary spotlight! 🍝🥔😄 Let's embrace the deliciously adorable offspring of Italian cuisine with open arms and empty stomachs!"

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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The future is buffering.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Freshly posted on X:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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