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Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

Just shared via Facebook:

The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

Broadcasted on X:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Just shared via Threads:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Just landed via Telegram:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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47 shares on X this month:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

88 shares on Telegram this month:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

59 shares on Slack this month:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

18 shares on Discord this month:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

14 shares on Discord this month:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.

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About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Just shared via TikTok:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Just shared via TikTok:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Shared recently on Slack:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Going viral on Facebook:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Just landed via Twitch:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Going viral on Pinterest:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Broadcasted on X:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Just landed via Messenger:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Just shared via Messenger:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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