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Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Trending via X:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Just landed via TikTok:

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

Trending via Discord:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Spotted on Reddit:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Going viral on Slack:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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11 shares on Threads this month:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

92 shares on X this month:

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Making art is making love to the world.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Shared recently on Discord:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

Just landed via Twitch:

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Trending via Slack:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Live now on Instagram:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Trending via Slack:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Spotted on Facebook:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Going bananas on X:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

Just shared via X:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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