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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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Funny generational wealth quotes

Funny generational wealth quotes 💸 bring a hilarious twist to money talks across family trees 🌳. Whether you’re dreaming of a fortune or just laughing at financial quirks, these witty sayings add sparkle ✨ to the idea of passing down riches. Get ready to smile 😄 and think about the cash legacy in a whole new, playful way!

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Share →: I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Commentary:
🤣 "I have sampled the buffet of working life, from employment to joblessness, and let me tell you – the real feast is generational wealth! 🍔👑 Who needs a job when you can just sit back, relax, and let your ancestors' hard work do all the heavy lifting? 💼💰 #retirementgoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic trade-in deal: out with the old emotional baggage, in with the new financial security! 💸💼 Who wouldn't want to swap ancestral woes for a bank account that doesn't have commitment issues? 😅 Here's to updating our family legacies one transaction at a time! 🔄 #UpgradeInheritance"
6 months ago
Share →: The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Commentary:
"Ah, so that's the secret! Who needs work-life balance when you can just inherit a fortune? 🤑💼 Don't worry about burnout, just pass down that sweet generational wealth instead! 😅 #EasyFix"

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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