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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Shared recently on X:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Just landed via Slack:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Spotted on Threads:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Spotted on TikTok:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Trending via Slack:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Trending via Facebook:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Just landed via Twitch:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Just landed via X:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Just landed via Messenger:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Just landed via Telegram:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Live now on X:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Making waves on X:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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