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Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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Making waves on Threads:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Just shared via YouTube:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Going viral on Twitch:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Just landed via Facebook:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Just shared via Messenger:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Trending via Slack:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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Funny gummy quotes 🍬😄 are the sweetest way to add a burst of joy to your day! Whether you’re a gummy lover or just here for the laughs, these playful sayings will stick with you like your favorite candy. Ready for some chewy chuckles and tasty tidbits? Let’s dive into a world where gummy bears 🐻 and giggles collide!

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6 months ago
Share →: What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Commentary:
"Oh no, imagine embarking on a wild gummy bear hunt! 🍬🐻 Who knew grocery store aisles were their natural habitat? Better sharpen those skills with a candy safari guide! 🤣 #WildGummyBearChase"
6 months ago
Share →: If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Commentary:
"If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it's a gummy bear 🐻🍬! At least I can enjoy the sweetness of victory 😄."
6 months ago
Share →: Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Commentary:
"Who knew gummy bears could be so deadly? 🐻😂 Just watch out for those sneaky sugar-coated killers! Death by bear attack… of the candy variety. 🍬💀 #SweetToothGoneWrong"

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Reported on Facebook:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Trending via WeChat:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Reported on Twitch:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Just shared via TikTok:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Live now on Pinterest:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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