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Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Trending via LinkedIn:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

Going viral on Discord:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Making waves on Slack:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Spotted on Discord:

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Freshly posted on X:

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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55 shares on Reddit this month:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

32 shares on Slack this month:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

93 shares on Slack this month:

Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Just shared via TikTok:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Going viral on X:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Breaking via Reddit:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Spotted on WeChat:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Spotted on Discord:

If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

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