Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of unrequited love… or maybe just a case of selective blindness? 🤷♂️ Here we have a true mystery: what magic spell did this guy cast to make her choose no attention over 15 others?! 🔮😂"
148 Funny guy quotes
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Commentary:
"Opera: where drama meets denial at its finest 🗡️🎶 Who needs blood when you have a high note to hit, right? 😂"
Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.
Commentary:
"Sorry boys, but my heart is like a GPS – it's already set on a destination that doesn't involve a U-turn! 🚫👀😜"
Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.
Commentary:
Looks like he couldn't handle your "tweet" revenge! 🐦💥 Blocking him was a real "mute" point, don't you think? 🤭 Can't handle the heat, better log off the kitchen! 🔥😉
I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.
Commentary:
When your data usage has Secret Service on speed dial 📞😂🚨
I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.
Commentary:
Trying to understand him is like starring in a never-ending episode of "Are You Smarter Than Grok?" 😂🤔📚
Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.
Commentary:
Ah, the evolution of the stylish bro: from metro to performative. Next stop, fashion icon! 🚀👠💅
Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.
Commentary:
Karma's scheduling department is really efficient these days! 😂📅💔