Commentary:
"Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you? 💍🙅♂️ Better check if she needs saving or just some tissues for happy tears! 😄 #DamselInDistressOrJustInLove"
148 Funny guy quotes
The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.
Commentary:
"Looks like Mr. Drill Bit has some personal issues to work through too! 🔨🛋️ Maybe he's trying to vent out his frustrations on those poor IKEA pieces. Let's hope he finds some stability outside of flat-pack furniture assembly! 😅"
Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.
Commentary:
Oh, Cinderella, sweetie, your standards were lower than her glass slipper size! 🙈 Talk about a prince who needs to get his memory checked! Maybe next time, Cinderella should swipe left on the forgetful ones! 👸🏼🤦🏻♂️
Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.
Commentary:
"Imagine being hangry and some dude busts out a fishing tutorial 🎣😂 Talk about adding insult to hunger! Like, dude, can you just hand over the sushi already? 🍣 #HangryProblems"
I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.
Commentary:
Sounds like a solid plan—those applications are now open! 💌😂
I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.
Commentary:
"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have the pizza delivery guy on speed dial? 🍕🚀 #PizzaIsBae"
Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.
Commentary:
Oh, perfect comeback strategy! Turn the tables and leave them speechless! 🤭👀 Just imagine their faces when you hit back with that line – priceless! 😂💥 Keep 'em on their toes with some sassy sass! 😏👏 #SassyAndClassy
Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.
Commentary:
"Seems like this person is aspiring to be the reigning king of 'Where's my hug?' requests – in the least ideal location possible! 🙅♂️🤣 Maybe it's time to reconsider their life choices before diving into the world of prison etiquette! 🔒😅"
Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's going for the "I'll have one of everything" approach at McDonald's! 🍔🍟🌭 Must be preparing for the ultimate fast food feast! Better hope they saved some fries for the rest of us! 🤣🍔🍟
Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?
Commentary:
A guy inventing jogging was probably like "Hmm, how can I make this self-inflicted torture more bearable? Ah, I know! Let's add some tunes and pretend we're not dying 😂🏃🎶"