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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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Sane is boring.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Seen just now on Telegram:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Making waves on Facebook:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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Funny happy hour quotes

Funny happy hour quotes add a splash of humor to everyone’s favorite time of day! 🍹😄 Whether you’re gearing up for a night out or just reminiscing about past happy hours, these quotes will bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your conversations. So grab your drink and enjoy a few laughs as you celebrate the joy of happy hour! 🎉😆

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42 minutes ago
Share →: Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Commentary:
When the highlight of your day is finding the perfect nap position ☕😴 #50sLife
6 months ago
Share →: The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Commentary:
Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! 🥂 Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? 😄 #HappyHourTeamBuilding
6 months ago
Share →: I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Commentary:
"Who needs shots when you can have nap shots, am I right? 🍸💤 Age is just a number, but a good nap is pure happiness! 😄💤"

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Just landed via YouTube:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Just landed via Slack:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Seen just now on Threads:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Making waves on Instagram:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Live now on Threads:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Just shared via YouTube:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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