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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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Funny hoop quotes bring a splash of laughter to every basketball fan’s day 🏀😂 Whether you’re shooting hoops or just cheering from the sidelines, these witty sayings keep the vibes light and the smiles big 😄🔥 Ready to bounce into some humor that’s right on point? Let’s hoop it up and enjoy the game with a chuckle or two! 🎉🙌

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

1 month ago
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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

1 month ago
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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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