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Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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Trending via TikTok:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Spotted on Messenger:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Just landed via Threads:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Shared recently on X:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Going bananas on X:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Live now on Telegram:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Breaking via Facebook:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

Just shared via Instagram:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Spotted on Discord:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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86 shares on TikTok this month:

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

83 shares on Slack this month:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

29 shares on Discord this month:

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Breaking via X:

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Spotted on Threads:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Going bananas on TikTok:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Going bananas on X:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Just shared via Telegram:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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