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Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Just landed via Twitch:

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Just shared via Reddit:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Seen just now on TikTok:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Funny huh quotes

Funny huh quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some 😂 and 🤪 into your day! Whether you’re rolling your eyes or bursting out laughing, these witty gems bring a lighthearted twist to everyday moments. Ready to share a chuckle or two? Let’s dive into some playful vibes and brighten up your feed with humor that’s just too good to miss! 😜✨

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12 shares on Facebook this month:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

55 shares on TikTok this month:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Just shared via TikTok:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Just shared via Twitch:

This whole week could have been an email.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Going bananas on TikTok:

In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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