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Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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Live now on Instagram:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Trending via Facebook:

Normalize booing in the workplace.

Just landed via X:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Live now on Reddit:

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Going viral on YouTube:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

Making waves on TikTok:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Funny huh quotes

Funny huh quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some 😂 and 🤪 into your day! Whether you’re rolling your eyes or bursting out laughing, these witty gems bring a lighthearted twist to everyday moments. Ready to share a chuckle or two? Let’s dive into some playful vibes and brighten up your feed with humor that’s just too good to miss! 😜✨

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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91 shares on Threads this month:

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

37 shares on Slack this month:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

25 shares on Slack this month:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

17 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

21 shares on Threads this month:

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Shared recently on Slack:

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Just shared via Snapchat:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Spotted on TikTok:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Shared recently on Threads:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Live now on Telegram:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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