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Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Just landed via Reddit:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Live now on Threads:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Just shared via Telegram:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Just shared via Instagram:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Shared recently on X:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Going viral on Instagram:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Just landed via Reddit:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Just shared via Twitch:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Going viral on Threads:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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37 shares on Reddit this month:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

100 shares on Threads this month:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

70 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

17 shares on X this month:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Live now on YouTube:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Making waves on Telegram:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Just shared via Slack:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Making waves on Reddit:

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Making waves on Facebook:

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

Making waves on X:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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