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Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,620

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Trending via Discord:

Wolves should really raise more people.

Making waves on Messenger:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Just shared via Twitch:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Going viral on TikTok:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Trending via Snapchat:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Breaking via Twitch:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

80 shares on Threads this month:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,600

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Breaking via Slack:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Trending via Telegram:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Spotted on Snapchat:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Going viral on Facebook:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Trending via X:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

Freshly posted on X:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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