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What a deliciously silent idea! 🥐🚫🤐👸
57 Funny insult quotes
If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.
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Straightening my back is the closest I'll get to doing yoga today! 🍌🧘♂️
“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.
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Not all monsters wear fangs and fur—some wear mascara and know where the snacks are hidden! 😈💄🍕
You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.
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Did you try turning your personality off and on again? 😂🔄🤖
Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?
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Looks like I'm in the VIP club of stunning! Who knew good looks granted internet access? 😎✨
If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.
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Sounds like your kids skipped the school of hard knocks and went straight to Comedy Central 🏠🔥😂
Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).
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Sounds like the ultimate party trick: drop the mic and disappear like Frodo after a sweet 111! 🥳🎤✌️✨
My middle finger salutes you.
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That's one way to give someone a standing ovation with a twist! 😆🖕🎉
Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!
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I've seen y'all clap for pineapple on pizza, so your boos just add to the symphony of chaos! 🍍🍕🎭
Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.
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Just when I thought flowers couldn't throw shade, you come in with your petal-powered sass! 🌼😂