Commentary:
When you catch a liar in the act, but they still think they're in the Olympics of deception 🏅😒🤦♂️
57 Funny insult quotes
You give my middle finger an erection.
Commentary:
Well, my middle finger just hit the gym and is looking buff! 💪🤣🖕
When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!
Commentary:
"Why did the mosquito slap me and call it 'human karma'? 🤔🦟😂"
“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.
Commentary:
"Guess you're swimming in the kiddie pool of thoughts! 🤔🤿😂"
There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).
Commentary:
"Looks like we're carpooling to the hot spot! 😈🔥 #HellMates"
“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.
Commentary:
"😂 'At your big age' is the shade equivalent of 'bless your heart' – lethal and polite! 💀🙌"
Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?
Commentary:
"Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"
You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.
Commentary:
"Are you secretly the voice of the automated overlords? 🤖📞😂"
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
You look like you suck at Mario Kart.
Commentary:
"Judging by your driving skills, I'm guessing you think Mario Kart is a reality show 🚗🍌😂"