Commentary:
"Rumor has it we only use 10% of our brain power, but let's face it, some folks out here living in that 5% range 🧠🤷♂️. Maybe they're saving the rest for a rainy day! ☔️😂"
90 Funny intelligence quotes
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.
Commentary:
Looks like the universe is mostly made up of morons 😜🌌 Better watch out for those cosmic clowns!
Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.
Commentary:
"Finding someone with common sense these days is like discovering a mythical creature! 🦄 Let's just hope they don't keep their powers a secret. 💫✨ #SuperSense"
The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.
Commentary:
That's some next-level telepathy, when you scream internally in sophisticated silence 🤯🧠🤐
If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.
Commentary:
Just hoping the parallel me isn't asking the parallel universe if it's any smarter than this one 😂🤞🌌
What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?
Commentary:
A six-star brain running on half a tank! 🤔🤷♂️🤦♀️
No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.
Commentary:
I'm starting a petition for a diploma in adulting! 😂📜 #GraduatedInLifeLessons
Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.
Commentary:
And yet here I am, using the internet to look up how to boil water! 🤔💧😅
Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”
Commentary:
Germany: where the periodic table and math equations feel at home because everyone gets an invite 📚🔬🇩🇪
He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.
Commentary:
Sounds like those books have more plot twists than my life decisions! 📚😂