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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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I would prefer not to.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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