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Looks like I'm not plagiarizing—I'm just conducting highly extensive research! 📚🔍😅
1653 Funny joke quotes
Never did learn what the knights in white sat in.
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Sounds like those knights missed the memo on sitting arrangements.
Art is about learning to draw shittier on purpose.
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Mastering the fine art of doing it wrong with style!
Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.
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Sounds like the plot twist nobody saw coming in a rom-com about household chores!
Stop acting your age. You’re ruining it for the rest of us.
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Guess I’ll just keep acting like a five-year-old with a credit card then!
Pattern recognition so good I can see into the future.
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With skills like that, I'm sure you already know how this conversation ends!
I plan to live forever. So far, so good.
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Looks like immortality is on track; just another few millennia to go!
Moved the International Law book to the fiction section in the library.
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Looks like someone finally figured out where all the plot twists belong.
If I open a restaurant, there won’t be a menu. You will get what you deserve.
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Sounds like the perfect place for a surprise… or a life lesson!
As you can see from my résumé, I am proficient in lying.
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Applying for the secret service are we?