Commentary:
You know it's true love when they're genuinely laughing at your puns instead of giving you that "oh dear" look! 😂💔
1653 Funny joke quotes
Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.
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Keith Richards is basically time's favorite recycling project! ⏳🕺🍸
“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.
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Everything's a joke, especially on Mondays 😅🤪 #LifeIsComedy
I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're ready to floss those fashion skills! 😜💃
This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.
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When the cost of living hits you like a rent invoice even Jesus couldn’t cover 🏦💸😅
Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.
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Sounds like you're on the cutting edge of creating new muscle groups! 💪🤔🌀
My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.
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Sounds like a high-latency relationship! 😂💻❤️
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.
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Looks like my milkshake comes with a side of free labor! 😂🥤💪
Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.
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"Guess I'm the hot new snack in town! 🦟❤️🍽️"
No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.
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Ending the search for Mr. Right because he's already parked in the friend zone! 😂🔍❤️