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Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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Going bananas on TikTok:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

Just landed via Reddit:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Manifesting you in my bed.

Going bananas on X:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Just landed via YouTube:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Just landed via Messenger:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Just landed via Reddit:

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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65 shares on Threads this month:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

41 shares on Instagram this month:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

89 shares on X this month:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

84 shares on TikTok this month:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

84 shares on X this month:

I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

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My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Just shared via Discord:

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Just landed via TikTok:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Spotted on WeChat:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Trending via Pinterest:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Just shared via Reddit:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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