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Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Seen just now on X:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Trending via Pinterest:

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Just shared via Telegram:

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

Just landed via Telegram:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Trending via Facebook:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Breaking via Facebook:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Going viral on TikTok:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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78 shares on Threads this month:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

26 shares on Threads this month:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Just shared via Slack:

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

Making waves on Telegram:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Spotted on Snapchat:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

Spotted on X:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Just shared via Slack:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Seen just now on Reddit:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Making waves on X:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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