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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.