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Funny lawyer quotes

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

2 months ago

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

3 months ago

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

3 months ago

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

3 months ago

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

3 months ago

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

3 months ago