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Funny lawyer quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious world of law βš–οΈπŸ˜‚ From witty courtroom antics to clever wordplay, these gems prove lawyers have a great sense of humor too! Whether you’re a legal eagle πŸ¦… or just love a good laugh, get ready to enjoy some clever, cheeky lines that make justice a little more fun πŸŽ‰πŸ’Ό #LawyerLife #LaughOutLoud

Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, β€œNo. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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