Funny lawyer quotes

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025