Funny lawyer quotes

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  “Your honor, I just wanted a hug, not a sentence! 😆⚖️ #LegalLaughter”

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  “Your honor, if I may serenade the court with the timeless classic, Wonderwall, for this ‘wonder’-ful case 🎸🎶 Let’s set the mood with some acoustic justice! #WonderwallDefense”

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  Well, it looks like they take “fighting for justice” quite literally in that court! 🥋💼 Hope they don’t confuse the legal briefs with ninja strikes! Just imagine a dramatic courtroom scene: “Objection, Your Honor! *nunchucks move.*” 😂 #LegalNinja

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  Sounds like being a divorce lawyer is 75% playing “No” on repeat 🔄🚫. Who knew emails had a built-in reject button? 😂 #LawyerLife

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  “Looks like someone worked smarter not harder… straight into some legal trouble! 😅💼 Better call Saul, or better yet, maybe a lawyer who isn’t fictional! 🕵️‍♂️⚖️”

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  Oh, can you imagine the drama and excitement in the courtroom if lawyers strutted in to their own walk-up songs like wrestlers do? 💼🎵 “Here comes the Judge” playing for intense moments and “Smooth Criminal” for smooth-talking attorneys. Just don’t let them slam the gavel too dramatically! ⚖️🎶 #LegalShowdown

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